We are currently experiencing severe delays with orders at the moment. Our team is working as quickly as possible to get you your sweet, sweet merch - but please be patient and allow up to two additional weeks for your packages to ship. Apology breakfasts all around!!

#2 Dad Tote

Regular price: $19.95
Sale price: $19.95

Just think about all of the tuna fish sandwiches you could carry around in this tote bag - in fact, the wife and I used to use one just like this when we would go out with the kids...

...thousand yard stare.

Please allow up to 5 to 7 business days for your order to process and ship

This roomy, eco-friendly tote bag easily will fit groceries, books, the severed heads of your enemies, and so much more.

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